pocket turd


a small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.
bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket t-rds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.
1 more definition
a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a t-rd
i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket t-rds.

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