placenta tree



after 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream…the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough “crop cash”for down payment on a piece of land. the whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.
the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

Read Also:

  • platonic marriage

    a marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have s-xual intent; main purpose for a platonic marriage may be to gain access to the other’s financial supply man1: yo. i wanna marry you, s-xy. woman1: yeah right. you just want my money, you c-nt! man1: hey hey! i don’t want […]

  • playstation

    any form of psychedelic drug that plays with you mind d-mn dog!.. that playstation went straight to my head and got me trippin’.. tell them hoes to bring some more games over… code name for marijuana, pot, or weed “dude you get some playstation.” “wus up bro we playing playstation tonight?” the first video game […]

  • playstation underground

    playstation underground, or psu is an online community where gamers can disscus playstation and other things. the 2 most populare boards on psu are the off topic, and the psp. all the noobs go to the psp board, where as more 1337 people post in the off topic (like famous psu memeber, b-a-m.) it’s not […]

  • plenefits

    a word meaning many good things; a combination of the phrase “plentiful benefits.” i chose to eat the organic foods because of the plenefits they have to my overall health.

  • plesbiaterian

    a homely, -ss-xual, closeted lesbian presbyterian terry came home for christmas with a plesbiaterian from that christian college residence. they’re going to get married and run a summer camp.


Disclaimer: placenta tree definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.