plaguey

post dance syndrome – the affectionate feelings that develop after two people go to a dance together.
girl 1: “you went to the dance with jonathan?”
girl 2: “yeah, i think i have pds now because i kind of like him.”
public display of swag
what are those people doing with pants down to there knees?
they’re pds’ing
public display of s-xuality
the couple were showing pds in the park
short for “people derangement syndrome”; similar to various syndromes involving individual politicians (eg, bush derangement syndrome, obama derangement syndrome), this ailment is marked by an irrational fear and loathing of the american people speaking their ideas in public fora, individually or in groups.
“the guy on cnn has pds – he was ranting how terrible it is for people to question obamacare.”
a particularly dangerous situation (pds) is a type of enhanced wording used by the national weather service’s storm prediction center in norman, oklahoma on certain weather watches.
sean casey:”just don’t wanna sit around. it’s a pds today.”
purple dragon slayer
person 1: “britney spears is a pds.”

person 2: “i don’t care if she’s a purple dragon slayer. i love her!”
post-d-ck syndrome: the sudden change of emotions or actions from the female resulting from s-x or s-xual interactions. symptoms include but not limited to; being very attached, constant annoyance, a need for being with you, crazy having or appearing to have qualities -ssociated with the plague; looking sick as f-ck.
angie came to work pale as death’s white -ss, creeping through the office like a walking dead extra, plaguey as f-ck from a long, sleepless weekend battling pneumonia.
wapce actions, etc.

special thanks to keith and jimmie for this conversation.
“this b-tch got all pds on me after last night!”

“you know when you f-ck a girl, you better know she’s not crazy or.. haha woooweee, you’re in trouuubbbble…!”