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• gymah

  it means give your man a hug dad- gymah you- sure *hug*

• contact cringe

  the automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. prominently found in the introvert strand of the h-m- sapien species. “dude it was just a pat on the back, what’s with the contact cringe?”

• field vagina

  the act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty v-g-n- to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist s-xual pleasure while in wisconsin this field v-g-n- isn’t gonna get me far

• pump my own dick

  another version of toot my own horn. to boast or brag about oneself. i’m not trying to pump my own d-ck here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

• matthews mom

  sh-tty guy with a hot mom hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom

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