plamf
plamf is a scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.
it actually means “one who enjoys sniffing another’s underwear”.
haw you ya plamf!
get away fae ma washin’ ya plamf!
someone who sniff’s underwear. usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet
dean! you’re such a plamf!
in glasgow, scotland..
one who sniffs pants….a nicker sniffer.
ned: hey you, ya wee plamf!
plamf: it’s just for pleasure.
plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.
dale: your a plamf
duncan: no you are
graham: you both are
garry: shut it you plamfs
in scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to p-ssers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.
offensive:
“whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf”
gentle ribbing between friends:
“oh c’mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin”
party like a m-th- f-cka
“i plamf, therefore i live.”
“i’m about to plamf it up!”
“i wanna plamf on a big ol’ booty.”
everyone else is wrong on here.
glasgow slang, insult, and stands for
“poor
laughed
at
mother
f-cker”
hence, plamf!
here you ya plamf, you’re gettin plugged!
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