plamp


to forcefully create a new orifice for the purpose of s-xual intercourse.
go plamp yourself.
a bulgarian expatriate living in barcelona, spain who hates rumanicites (romanians), can’t stand dancing, and has a serious beef with telefonica.
plamp alert! plamp’s online!
to have s-x with a female (esp. one with whom the male is not in a relationship).
dude, plamp that b-tch.

dude, i plamped my homecoming date all night long at the afterparty.

dude, i was totally plampin this chick when my great uncle walked in.

(note: the present participle form is spelled “plampin,” rather than the traditional “plamping.”)
this word did the rounds at many secondary schools in england during the early 2000’s.
it is a derogatory word used to describe an idiot. it is a mixture of 2 words: pleb – commoner/moron and lamp – to hit. it means that someone is an idiot/commoner that you want to hit
you’re such a plamp
bird cr-p, especially from a large parrot.
i call his sh-t “bird plamp” because that’s the sound it makes when it hits the floor.

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