Plan A
a discreet and hilarious way to talk about anorexia. linked closely with plan b, or bulimia
i tried plan a but i needed to have something in my mouth, so i turned to plan b.
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a: the unfailing manly response to an incoherent active stimuli.
b: shooting wildly into the jungle after hearing a twig snap.
man 1: i just heard a noise over there, what should we do?
man 2: plan a!!!!
plan a is the simple act of throwing a brick through someones window and or televison set. this brick must of course be labeled “plan a” and all bricks thereafter must be labeled according to the plan.
azool: yo, this fool be bustin’ my b-lls, ya heard me?
sin: word son, so heres what we’re gonna do.. we’ll plan a his window, then plan b his television.
abortion.
bro #1: you nail that girl, bro?
bro #2: nailed her raw and filled her tank.
bro #1: so f-cking chill, she on the pill?
bro #2: no.
bro #1: you take her for some plan b?
bro #2: not really my style. i’ll probably wait a few months and then take her in for some plan a.
the act of chatting to a hot girl at a bar. in most cirumstances the act will involve asking the girl for oral s-x.
once plan a fails it is customary to follow up with plans b,c,d and often ending with plan e. all taking place at the bar or on the dancefloor.
prangers : see that girl over there?
buzzup : boosted! 85!
prangers : lets go plan a
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