plan b weekend
a plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it monday by taking plan b emergency contraception.
them: how was your weekend?
me: excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
them: ah, the plan b weekend
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