the act of shamelessly posting your lack of plans on social media in an effort to get your friends to invite you to tag along on something they’re doing.
kim was planhandling on fb today, so i invited her to come to the bar with us.
- someobe wgo likes u
no one 👼🏿 u spelled this wrong and yea someobe wgo likes u
- hob gobble t*tty juice
hob-gobble t-tty juice is when a woman’s t-tties become a sloppy mess of c-m, spit, and t-tty milk. man, last night was so crazy, i had s-x with a chick and it became a mess of hob-gobble t-tty juice.
- fiat 500 c*nt
normally a hair dressers car. but are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a bmw, mercedes, audi) “hey did u see that p-b- head try to cut me up in his fiat 500″ ” leave […]
i super ugly alien who gets their boyfriends off craigslist a devryn
- river edge nj
middle cl-ss town in bergen county. some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a bmw 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of “fake” rich […]