Plank-Wanker


an insult for a snow skier.
get outta my way you d-mn plank-w-nker, i’m tryna shred.
n: a derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the n-ble sport of extreme lying down, but refers to it as planking.
person 1: hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

person 2: boy, you are lucky i don’t smack you upside the head! you bl–dy plank-w-nker!

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