Plankspanker


one who “spanks the plank”, “mangles the monkey”, or otherwise “chokes the chipolata.”
why no, robert – there’s nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
a guitar player
– that plankspanker is awesome, dude!
– yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice…)!

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