Plano Glasses
(n) fake gl-sses. non-prescription eye-gl-sses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for “fashion” or “vanity” purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.
an example of recession chic. mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux gl-sses to affect having read lots of books or having some modic-m of smarts. dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
they’re f-cking plano gl-sses dude – she’s trying to pretend she’s not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
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