Plano, Illinois
plano illinois better known to its residents as little mexico, as the border hoppers cross into the u.s. they found texas was already full with a big sign saying illinois has a town named plano too! move there. there is a futball (soccer) park without a name i dont believe its actually a park either just a big sqaure of gr-ss where all the little mexicans congrete to play their games.
plano is located near sandwhich illinois, at the time of this writing i am still attempting to locate a town named bologna so we can offically have a plano-blogna-sandwhich tri town area
do you know how to get to plano, illinois?
sure dude keep driving until you see a bunch of mexicans then your there.
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