plant and pivot
the act of leaving something behind/at someone’s dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.
last night after we made out, jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.
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