Plantain


otherwise known as platano, or plantain. it is a fried banana commonly eaten in south america and the like but is enjoyed around the world. may people are under the misconception that it is pr-nounced plan-tain. it’s not. that’s like saying moun-tain.

me: you idiot, plantain are pr-nounced plan-tin, not plan-tain, that’s an americanism like monies. you don’t say moun-tain, or cap-tain do you?
1) a very small p-n-s that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small c-ck is a small replica of a larger average sized c-ck.

usually used to insult someone about their baby d-ck.
1) when john told us that an average trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) one would normally expect italians to have stereotypically large d-cks, which is why john’s plantain was especially hysterical.
a tiny banana, often referred to as a small p-n-s.
chris patriani’s plantain got caught in the drawer again today.

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