plantkin


‘plantkin’

a noun

a person who identifies as a plant or species of vegetation, who was born or brought into this world inside the body of a h-m- sapien.
“well, being plantkin, i naturally gravitated towards the flowers and stuff”- unknown, kat, “unt-tled text post”, curiousplantkin, tumblr, date unknown.

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