Planto
pr-nounced “plan to”.
a planned s-x partner. often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but “plans to” upon one’s next visit.
guy 1: i haven’t had s-x in months.
guy 2: should i tell that sk-nk to come talk to you?
guy 1: nah, it’s cool. i’m visiting my hometown soon, and i have a planto i can take to a hotel room if i get desperate.
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