plantowned
plant·own /ˈplan-tohn’/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.
1. when you ain’t pickin’ the cotton fast enough and the slave m-ssa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. when you slip on a banana in mario kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)
origin: circa 1750; southern alabama. see pwn, plantain plantation
ex. 1
me: let’s play some beirut!
justin: it’s only playing if you had a chance.
me: true, i am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
justin: n8b.
ex. 2
dan: omg 1337 we gotz a banana in mario kart: double dash
john: deploy back banana!
other n8bs: ahhh
dan: b-tch you got plantowned!
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