Plaper


plain, white paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)
boss: johnson! i want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

johnson: yes, sir! on plaper or on letterhead?

boss: whichever is cheaper, dammit!

johnson: ok, plaper it is, then.

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