plapkin


is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).
ian: hey, all i have is a plate…
kyle: i only have a napkin!
justin: if you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate and a napkin in one!!
mark: good call, justin!
sam: thanks, mark!
trevor: i need a bowlkin for my soup now…

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