Plastard


drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.
it helps to watch this film while you’re plastered and with a plastard.
when there is some b-tchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a b-st-rd) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.
d-mn look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

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