plastic mjölnir
1. a plastic mjölnir is a person who wears a thors-hammer (mjölnir) who calls themselves a heathen, pagan, or viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or viking history. this person usually renames themselves ragnar lodbrok, or bjorn (for males), and renames themselves lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. a person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to hollywood and tv vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
everyone wants to do viking sh-t until its time to do viking sh-t then its all “violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings.” they are nothing but a bunch of plastic mjölnirs .
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