Plate Sharing
plate sharing is the despicable act] of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter] or forming part of a tapas] menu. plate sharing is typically employed by females] or h-m-s-xuals] when accompanying hetros-xual males to restaurants]. plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male inst-tutions such as steak nights].
may i take your order sir?
yes – we’ll have the fish and chips thanks.
we?
yes. we will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.
may i remind sir that plate sharing is not encouraged in this venue.
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