platini


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platini. his name shines like platinum, but his talent wasn’t tiny.
the name of an absolute winner. platini is one who is a genius but doesn’t have to try at all. he excels in almost everything. he loves getting high and cuffing the b-tches. his goal is to try all different types of drugs by the end of high school. he is extremely deep but has a sense humor that everyone loves. he is respected by people of all ages. long live platini.
“yo, how the f-ck did platini get an a+ on the honors physics test?” jeff questioned.

“i have no idea, but i heard he popped a few xans that morning. i don’t know how it’s possible ,” tyler said.

“it’s platini. he makes everything possible,” eddie exclaimed.

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