Platinum Pussy
a woman who’s p-ssy taste & feel so good it’s next to diamonds…
i ain’t gonna brag but me-me got that platinum p-ssy,i gotta put her on my team fa real.
a peson who thinks their sh-t dont stink. someone who thinks they’re too good for the simple things in life. someone who thinks they’re high cl-ss cause they got one expensive thing.
“lets take the bus into the city to see the show tonight”
“bus?! sorry hunny i dont do buses.”
“b-tch please who do you think you are platinum p-ssy”
matt thinks hes platinum p-ssy cause he brought a bottle of blue label to the party
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