platoniband
a man to whom one is legally married, but with whom the spouse has no s-x.
my platoniband and i enjoy each other in many ways, but we do not have s-x.
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the written-out sound of a gunshot, used when you want to express suicidal thoughts. (usually jokingly.) my mom kept going on and on and on and on about me being disrespectful and how it’s such a disappointment that i can’t be polite to her and i was just like pkew pkew pkew the whole time. […]
- platon-o-pals
friends who are very intimate or affectionate, but not in a s-xual nature. “you’re a lesbian, she’s a lesbian, and you’re both hot. why don’t you two get together?” “i love her, but we’re just platon-o-pals” a friend of the oposite s-x that you don’t want to sleep with. or, if you’re gay/lesbian, a friend […]
- playing legos
another term for fornication and or s-x in relation to physical s-x or cyber s-x hey baby a/s/l wanna play legos……. ummmm not really you dirty sk-nk
- playwear
clothes worn while playing. playwear gets dirty in no time.
- Pledgetables
fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date. “i’ve finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. it’s run off from the decomposing […]