platonic anal
when regular s-x is out of the question with your work wife, cl-ssmate, or friend. a “platonic -n-l” hint or suggestion never hurts… well it doesn’t hurt the person giving the -n-l.
marco: “hey erin, i wouldn’t want to ruin our work relationship with cl-ssic v-g-n-l s-x or an unwanted pregnancy. howabout we go all christian republican in this b-tch and do a little platonic -n-l.” erin: “makes sense. let’s do this! although i must warn you, i had chipotle for lunch.”
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