platonic humping
platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a s-xual way that resembles the act of s-x, without any feelings of s-xual enticement.
my aunt and her brother, my uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. i had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.
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