platonic relationship

when a woman officially declares a man to be in her ‘friend zone’.
man: “i love you”

woman: “i love you, too”

man: -leans in for a kiss-

woman: -magically turns it into a hug- “you’re such a great friend.”

man: -is now in a forced platonic relationship-

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