Platonic Shadow
a friend of the opposite gender, with whom you have no s-xual tension or chemistry. deinfed in the footnotes of douglas coupland’s book generation x. a nons-xual friendship with a member of the opposite s-x. douglas coupland later admitted to being gay.
natalie and scott sat on the couch, watching a movie in his dimly lit bas-m-nt.
although they were both straight, and not signifigantly unattractive people, their relationship was completely nons-xual.
natalie: you’re my favorite platonic shadow, m’dear.
scott: you made that term up, didn’t you?
n: it’s from a book by douglas coupland.
s: i don’t care, i’m trying to watch this sh-tty movie.
n: sorry.
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