platonomony
when two as-xual and/or aromantic people marry each other. there is no expectation of s-x or romance, just a pure partnership. commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.
yo i don’t wanna have s-x or a romantic marriage but i want the benefits. let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.
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