Platterpussy
origins: this word is derived from the platypus, an otter-like mammal from australia. it is also derived from the latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.
meaning: a bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.
i don’t have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, i have a whole platterp-ssy.
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