platteville pterodactyl
while doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. as she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your p-n-s in her -ss. she won’t know it even happened.
dude, i gave this the platteville pterodactyl last night, she had no idea….
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