platturk13
sad little w-nker who spends huge amounts of money on pes to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on youtube, viewed by no one. closet fifa player, 100% virgin.
no, don’t perform a sombrero, you’re almost as bad as that sad w-nker platturk13.
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