platypenis
a man with a large c-ck that swims like a platypus and dives like one yet it looks like a very rare but urban dinosaur aka velociraptor!!! (bbc) #ya-ever-seen-a-black-d-ck?
hey man can i suck your platyp-n-s i’ve been craving that sh-t all day
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