platypus-vagina blumpkin


the origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. dr l funkenstein of new york’s blumpkin inst-tute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of australia. while taking a squat in the creeks of australia and being serviced by their significant other the v-g-n-l lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. this resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. hence the name platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.
uch tat nich far platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.

translation from aboriganee: holy sh-t, look at the size of that platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.

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