platypus-vagina blumpkin
the origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. dr l funkenstein of new york’s blumpkin inst-tute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of australia. while taking a squat in the creeks of australia and being serviced by their significant other the v-g-n-l lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. this resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. hence the name platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.
uch tat nich far platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.
translation from aboriganee: holy sh-t, look at the size of that platypus-v-g-n- blumpkin.
Read Also:
- 1970s Gas Crisis
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your partner’s -ss and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the s-m-n back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s. my freaky girlfriend loves the taste of […]
- 1971-1996
the years lived by a true hero and rap legend tupac amaru shakur r.i.p tupac–1971-1996 r.i.p tupac
- phantom stranger
when someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger. since ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
- Feta fanny
chicks with thrush… jade goodys loin area may be referred to as feta f-nny, mostly found in women who are larger than the rest. g-d love ’em.
- grobese
adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese. d-mn! that dime bar dame’s grobese