Platywhack
during s-xual intercourse moments prior to -j-c-l-t–n obtaining a live platypus and striking your partner in the middle section of their back, while in doggy position, firmly enough to make a distinctive “whapping” sound. upon appropriately disinfecting the area boil the platypus live for 7 – 8 minutes and consume to your hearts content.
i platywhacked her so hard last night that we only had to boil the platypus for 6 minutes.
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