Play Dead
pretending to be drunk or p-ssed out in a compromising situation in order to escape unintended consequences. basically when someone is under the influence and uses the “i was really drunk excuse,” in this case pretending to “p-ss out,” in order to escape retribution from another individual or group.
sam was getting a lap dance from tim’s girlfriend, mich-lle, when tim walked in. sam decided to play dead and he told tim the next morning that mich-lle had given him a lap dance after he p-ssed out.
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