play possum
verb
to fool someone into believing something that is not true. to fake.
girl 1: i didn’t want to talk to that triflin’ ho, so i pretended i was asleep and she went away.
girl 2: nice! way to play possum on her -ss!
1 more definition
1. pretend to be dead
2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something
(from a the fact that the virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
he tried to play possum, but he couldn’t fool me.
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