play-tonic
derived from the word “platonic,” meaning “friendly,” and also used as the opposite of romantic. “play-tonic” is used to describe a “friends with benefits” situation. their relationship is platonic, not romantic, but it also includes “play,” or sensual/s-xual interaction.
person 1: hey dude so are mike and jen just friends, or are they like a couple now?
person 2: neither, it’s totally play-tonic.
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