playback’s a b***h
what an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
teenage delinquent: i swear, officer — i absolutely positively unquestionably did not spray that graffiti on that shop window!! why, i wasn’t even there at that time — i was down at the lake, just gazin’ up at the stars and mindin’ my own business!
security guard: really — were you, now? well, my young friend, let’s just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall’s cctv-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night’s parking-lot activity.
teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white ir-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store’s front sidewalk: but — but — i — this just can’t — i —
security guard (giving the fl-stered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a “caught in the act after all, eh, son?” expression): yeah, i know — playback’s a b—h, isn’t it?!
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