playing attari
a code name for when a male m-st-rb-t-s, because when you grab your saft, it’s similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
bill: oh just playing a lot of attari. you feel me?
fred: are you serious? that’s disgusting; get a girlfriend.
while your “playing attari” in your room:
mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
you: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
mom: oh okay, have fun!
mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
dad: since when did he get an attari…..?
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