Playing horseshoes
when a man and a woman are having s-x in a bed and the man lays on his back, his p-n-s erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her v-g-n- lands over the man’s p-n-s (his p-n-s entering her v-g-n-) leaving him unharmed. it is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the v-g-n-) around a pole (the p-n-s).
dude mary tried to “play horseshoes” on me last night. i think i broke my d-ck.
playing horse shoes hurts man. it’s nothing like the yard game.
code talk for s-x, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.
this weekend, i’ll be playing horseshoes with her.
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