playing on the porch


a form of -ss play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. it’s simply playing on the porch. one might think of it as a type of rim job ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. if no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
jon: yo ben, you smash this weekend?
ben: nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

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