playing palm d
a saxophone reference slang for stroking a p-n-s. “palm d” is also the name of a specific note on saxophone.
jerry: “man you were in that practice room forever!”
sean: “i’ve been practicing all morning, i’m nervous about my lesson today.”
jerry: “yeah whatever! you were in there playing palm d!”
sarah: “why didn’t jenn show up to band practice today?”
julian: “probably off somewhere playing palm d with chad.”
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