playing spiderman


how a male would m-st-rb-t- in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own s-x addiction.
dude: why isn’t joe robes coming out of his room?
me: he’s defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he’s a s-x addict, what a smooth cat

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