playsturbate
the playing of your favorite game on your ps3 to the point of -rg-sm so that it results in the lack of a need to m-st-rb-t-. much cleaner and less frowned upon than masturbation, also better because you can do it with friends.
example 1- dude my thumbs are chaffed from playsturbating daily.
example 2- the friends that playsturbate together stay together.
example 3- mother: “evan, kody, jacob, and jeremy have been playing zombies since 7:00 last night, it’s 8:00 in the morning.”
father: “i’d rather them playsturbate together than m-st-rb-t- together.
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