playtime
what i tell my boyfriend when we aren’t together and i want to finger and want him to stroke at the same time while having him do some dirty talk for me.
me:”hunny let’s play”
him:”ok baby, i wanna f-ck you hard”
me:”mmmm”
a 1995 softcore p-rn movie that centers around two women (gina and lindsay) who have nothing better to do with their free time than to m-st-rb-t-.
gina: i’m bored. what do you want to do, lindsay?
lindsay: i know! let’s m-st-rb-t-!
gina: great idea!
playtime is a hot movie!
getting a good thorough handjob. specifically can be used to indicate when a girl loves your c-ck and b-lls so much that she has a great time playing with them, jerking you off, pulling, proding, wanting to make you c-m.
usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can’t have s-x cause she’s on the rag.
her: “i want play time”
me: “niiiiice… let’s go…”
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