plead the second


similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the second amendment (right to bear arms). in layman’s terms, it means to whip out a gat.
when my p.o. was sweatin’ me about why my whiz test turned up positive for c-ke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, i had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc -ss in his place.

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