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pleasanton is a strange mix of california-style suburban ennui, silicon valley northern satellite architecture, well-preserved older homes and buildings, and good schools.

their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread compet-tion during the regular season, then getting the cr-p kicked out of them in the playoffs by tough-ss rednecks from schools like oakdale in the central valley.

dean’s cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. best place on the planet for omelettes. the end.

overall pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it’s got kind of an otherworldly, potemkin village feel to it that’s hard to qualify precisely. it’s weird that way.
dunno joe, that doesn’t strike me as too hardcore. sorta pleasanton, actually.
a preppy town in the east bay area. known for nice schools, people who can afford drugs, stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in escalades.

pleasanton’s in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.

they’re preppier than livermore, but not as preppy as danville. its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.

and it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win h-lla sports anyway.

its the perfect place to raise a family. but then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.

the riches neighborhoods in pleasanton are ruby hills, castlewood, golden eagle, and black hawk. but there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in the preserve, moller ranch, and ironwood.

the teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.

its so much harder to find friends if you’re knew in pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. alot of the people were raised judgemental.

downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.

pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.

commonly perceived as completely boring, but pleasanton parties are the best parties. why? people can afford the crack and jack daniels.
i love soccer girls that wear abercrombie and fitch

go to pleasanton, that’ll be your heaven.
a peaceful town with a growing population. lived by middle to upper-cl-ss citizens, this rich area has mnay blue ribbon schools and financially sound companies. but there isnt much to do especially on rainy days.
pleasanton is a nice town because it has a clean wal-mart.
okay. all you gay-ss people who write the bad definitions:

1. your probably from livermore, dublin, or danville. that explains it.

2. sorry. our school teams kick your -sses. thats why we wear the jackets. rep.
3. prep/sl-t/jock/dumbf-ck/goth/scene whatever. all towns have them.

4. just because we can afford nicer things than you. dont call us rich white gay preps. get over it.

5. oh. and “notapleasantonf-g” or whatever; you probbly live in livermore/dublin/any-non ptown place.;)
cant wait for next season when our schools kick your -sses(:
you wish you lived in pleasanton
pleasanton is a nice little town outside of san fransico. pleasanton is where the upper cl-ss people live, but they aren’t as rich as those sn-bby people in danville. main street was preserved very well (much better than livermore).

pleasanton has a wonderful family atmosphere, which can sometimes be annoying. pleasanton revolves around family. there’s so much to do if you have a family or in one. parks are around almost every corner and shopping places.

everything is so very clean. don’t ask me why.

pleasanton is also better than livermore because pleasanton has its own mall and the highschoolers there don’t smoke pot and other drugs and are gangsters like livermore. most of the teenagers are preps or sl-ts. goths and punks are not as common as preps or sl-ts, but they’re around. the schools have large metal cages around the windows, which give the school a more prison feel. soda machines and candy machines, in most schools, have been taken away do to frequent sugar highs.
everything is very clean, including bathrooms in mcdonalds.

pleasanton is way better than livermore and danville (aka evilland) combinded!
pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the sf bay area. everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. the kids there can actually afford drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.
guy 1: dude i wanna go to a place where i dont have to kill people for drugs!

guy 2: go to pleasanton!

high school girl: omg s-x!
a place full of white republicans and close minded people.

the high schools are made up of

-mainly rich rich white girls that spend all of their parents money at the one mall in town. they are the ones in the sl-tty clothes that dress up as victoria secret models for halloween. they like s-x and clothes…thats about it
-jock boys that love steroids and alcohol. they smoke weed and do drugs since everyone in pleasanton can afford that. they drive the most expensive cars they can get. they have s-x with the girls above. they wear socks that go above their ankles and they all have the same style (those vans everyone has, the long socks, baseball jackets, diamond earrings, shaved heads). they are the most annoying people you will meet.
-the scene freshman. they wear bright colors, dye their hair, listen to r-t-rded music, carry skateboards, they like suspenders, they make out with each other, they shop at either hot topic or zumiez. it looks like they jumped out of a coloring book. super annoying
-the scene/hxc/emo/goth kids. as stated before, they wet themselves to msi. they shop only at hot topic. they conform to every “non-conformist” thing. they wear the ugliest things (tripp pants, chains, mesh, fish nets, skull candy headphones, video game t-shirts, huge belts, scarves, tutus) i have no clue where they get their style, but honestly….come on!!! they watch pokemon, play their gameboys, smoke weed, drink, cry about their feelings, they are almost all gay, they are all sl-ts, they are almost all douchebags.
-normal kids. they are there doing nothing

and that is what pleasanton is made of.
“what is that kid wearing over there???”

“oh thats just a wannabe emo/hxc kid from pleasanton”

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